Dane Cook Got Censored



Dane Cook was censored from last night's airing of the Teen Choice Awards for his above "joke" where he called out Vanessa Hudgens, saying: "Girl, you gots to keep your clothes on!," pausing to look really, really proud of himself, and then: "Phones are for phone calls, girl!" Yeah, for some reason they had the nerve to actually cut that.

After the show on Sunday, Cook told Access Hollywood that the joke was a late addition to his bit. "That's the best part about being a comic when you go, 'Maybe I can say the thing that everybody is kind of feeling and nobody [is saying].' The elephant in the room moment. So, I'll take it, I'll take the hit. It's okay." (Source)

Wow, so the best part about being a comic is making a really obvious joke in a funny voice to an audience for whom the subject matter is largely inappropriate? I'll have to remember that for my Grandma's 90th birthday party. I don't think they've heard the one about "old people are gonna die soon" yet. Not in a sassy urban accent, anyway!

More of Topless McGruff at the Teen Choice red carpet:

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4 Comments


Jules said:

boy, are these self entitled talentless twats are annoying. especially the disney ones. they sure have a talent for picking them.


Debby said:

I agree that his comment was innapprpriate for the general target audience. That being said, I think he is right.


Debby said:

Crap. I meant "inappropriate"


Mishele said:

Debby, that's all right. There was a study done that showed that if all the consonants in a word are in the right order, you can leave the vowels out and a person can still read it as the right word. I didn't notice how you spelled " innapropriate".

Having said that, I think that these self-entitled talentless dicks are annoying too.