I've been saying this for weeks and nobody listens, but we're this close to a Crazy Britney Renaissance, if you will. Britney is seen here out shopping in Hollywood yesterday, where she just happened to illegally park her Mercedes SUV. Ill-fitting garment? Check. Smudged red lipstick? Check. Nappylicious hair? Check. Unrestrained breasts? Check. (And, a given.) And finally, spaced-out expression accentuated by poorly-applied eyeliner? Check and check. It's a really good thing that she spent the past year working on a grueling world tour instead of taking some down time to get healthy. I guess hindsight is actually 5150.