Remember how Christ Brown beat the ever loving fucksocks out of Rihanna a couple months ago? Well, he doesn't. No, really. He sat down with Larry King and basically went into full-on PR Damage control.

In his first interview since his Feb. 8 arrest for beating Rihanna, Chris Brown tells Larry King he doesn't remember abusing her and is still shocked the incident happened.

"When I look at it now, it's just like, wow, like, I can't — I can't believe that — that actually happened," he says in the interview, set to air Wednesday.

Though a judge has ordered Brown to stay 100 yards away from her for the next five years Brown, 20, tells King that he is still in love with Rihanna, 21. He said it's been "difficult" not being able to see her. (Asked about her dating other men," Brown said, "I definitely would be affected by it, but, at the end of the day, I mean, we're not together, so, if she's happy, I'm cool." He added, "We'll always be friends.") (Source)

Yeah, it sure must be hard to remember something like horribly abusing your girlfriend, especially when it's plastered all over the news. And the internet. And you have a police report. Seriously, the guy must tattoo reminders all over his body like that guy in Memento. He probably has shit like "Pick Up Milk" and "Don't Be A Violent, Mysogynistic Douche" all over his arms.