Last night Britney Spears appeared on "The Late Show With David Letterman" to read the top ten list of "Top Ten Ways the Country Would Be Different If Britney Spears Were President." She kind of seems unhinged the whole time, twitching and shifting around a lot, and Dave makes a couple cracks about it because apparently no one told him that's what people do when they're crazy. Although I do applaud her ability to read and recite words like "coherent" and "fiscal." But I don't know. I guess if it came down to it, I'd probably rather take my chances with Paris Hilton for president. Sure, she's spoiled and slutty, but we already had one retarded hillbilly in office and look how that turned out.

More of Britney and her like three-year-old kid who still sucks a pacifier at the Ritz-Carlton: