In "News Which is Probably Completely Speculated and Made Up" news, Jennifer Aniston supposedly feels totally screwed over by Bradley Cooper, who briefly dated her only to go running off to Spain with another boring-as-fuck actress, Renee Zellweger.

"She wanted to turn her date with Cooper into something...she honestly feels screwed over," a pal tells Us of Aniston, who dined at NYC eatery Il Cantinori on June 18 with her He's Just Not That Into You costar -- a few weeks before he began dating Zellweger.

Aniston "doesn't see what Renee has that she doesn't," continues the pal. (Source)

What does Renee Zellweger have that Jennifer Aniston doesn't? You mean besides a face that froze that time she sucked on a lemon, almost completely transparent skin and jutting clavicles which could cut glass more efficiently than diamonds? Well, an almost definitely gay boyfriend, for starters. I wouldn't feel too bad about it.

Clavicle Power at the premiere of My One and Only in New York earlier this week: