Amy Winehouse continues to beat all odds (incarceration, death, etc.) by being cleared of all charges for assaulting a fan at a London charity ball last September.

The singer, 25, who had pleaded not guilty, remained poker-faced as Chief Magistrate Timothy Workman delivered his verdict at court three of City of Westminster.

He told the court that he "cannot be sure that this was not an accident. The charge is therefore dismissed and defendant discharged." (Source)

They can't be sure it was an accident?! Her hand, balled into a fist, reached out and punched the face of another person. That's like the difference between leaving a few drops of tinkle on the seat and writing your full name out in urine across the floor. Which happens to take a lot of skill if you're a girl, by the way. Trust me on that one.

Arriving at the Westminster Magistrates Court: