Jada Pinkett Smith likes talking about her sex life with Will Smith. Which is funny, because no one in the entire world likes hearing about her sex life with Will Smith. In this month's Shape magazine, she explains why they didn't make it to the red carpet that time:

Jada's most recent over-sharing comes in Shape magazine, where she gushes: "When you have three kids, you've got to take your opportunities when they come. In a limo, on the way to the Academy Awards this year, Will started looking at me in this way that drives me wild. We started kissing passionately, and the next thing I knew, well, let's just say we missed the red carpet and I ended up with almost no makeup on." (Source)

Gross. I don't know why the thought of Will and Jada banging is so inherently unpleasant to me, but somehow it just is. It's like seeing two turtles do it or something ... But only if like the turtles were wearing masks with my parents faces on them.

Will and Jada at the Vanity Fair Oscar party: (They just did it.)