Somehow, for reasons unknown to mankind, someone gave Heidi Montag Pratt a real singing job. Sure, it's at the Miss Universe Pageant, but still. Even if it was the Bumblefuck State Fair it would be well out of her league.

Heidi treated fans to snippets of her singing while in the Costa Rican jungle earlier this summer on “I’m A Celebrity… Get Me Out Of Here!” and viewers of the Miss Universe Pageant will get to check out what Heidi sounds like on the big stage on August 23.

Heidi will perform the song “Turn Ya Head” off her debut album, “Unleashed,” which came out in July. (Source)

This is going to be a total fucking disaster. The only way this won't be a disaster is if she flat-out lip syncs. It would also help if the track she's lip syncing to isn't actually sung by her -- and oh yeah -- maybe if it's not even really her on stage, but instead just somebody wearing a paper Heidi mask with holes cut out in the eyes. Just to be safe.