Behold, the final nail in the coffin of Vampire Coolness: Kim Kardashian got her Goth on for...Well, no real reason at all actually. Mostly because she's a talentless fame whore and stupid tweens the world over are making vampires cool again. Kinda makes you miss Pokemon, doesn't it?

Since vampires are all the rage right now, Troy Jensen and I thought it would be cool to try out a more gothic, almost sinister look! This look was inspired by Prada's fall 2009 runway show and it is so unlike anything I've ever done! And no, I didn't actually get rid of my eyebrows, haha. Troy used an eyebrow concealing wax to hide them! Pretty creepy, right? I call this my Twilight look! What do you think? (Source)

This is why I prefer zombies: They don't care for all this romantic bullshit. Vampires think they're all mysterious just because they sparkle in the sunlight, while Zombies just eat your goddamn brain. Your move, bloodsuckers. Your move.