Brendan "Hair Club for Men" Fraser was seen out yesterday sporting what appears to be one plastic, red cup short of a keg of beer. Now, before we jump to conclusions, this could be for a film role. Such as, say ... Oh, I don't know. A big glutton of a fat pig man who likes to eat a lot of doughnuts and walk around town carrying an oversized man purse? I'm honestly just reaching here. I guess it's a good thing I turned out to be a gossip blogger and not a casting agent.