Michael Jackson's Waxwork likeness was unveiled Madame Tussauds In London earlier today. Hmmm. Something's not quite right here. I don't think it looks so much like Michael Jackson, but like an actual person who was naturally born looking like what Michael Jackson was going for with all that surgery. Who knew? I guess it turns out this whole time he actually wanted to be Puerto Rican.

Girl hugging Wax Jacko totally gives me the heeby jeebies: