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I normally avoid writing about the Gosselins, because I hate them. And not in a good, Paris Hilton or Spencer Pratt way, either. But this latest bit of news cannot be ignored. Jon has taken up with one of his new hoes, Star reporter Kate Major, in the Hamptons home of Lindsay Lohan's evil scumbag of a dad, Michael "Mesh Shirt" Lohan. Of course, Lohan was all too eager to talk to the press about it, because that's how he do:
"Kate has been like a daughter and...Jon and her are good friends," Lindsay's dad says of the duo, who have reportedly been in the Hamptons together for three days. "When they needed a place to relax, I opened my door."
"Jon is a great guy. All he does is to talk about his kids," Lohan says, adding that Major "only has his best interests at heart." (Source)
Wow, what a coincidence! All Michael Lohan does is talk about his kids, too. Of course, it's usually to "Extra" or "Access Hollywood," since I'm pretty sure he's not legally allowed to come within so many feet of them. These two already have so much in common, maybe they should start some kind of Father of the Year club.
Meshy at a "Celebrity" Boxing press conference with his fiancee last month:
Yeah, what the fuck? My interest in this guy dropped through the floor after he split with his wife and he didn't take that fucking book of theirs off the shelf.
Seriously: this happens every day in the trailer park -- only the fucker who leaves is just obviously an asshole with a beer and dick problem. This guy makes himself somehow interesting by committing serial adultery and "talking about his kids" when he can't be bothered to father them.
There's nobody worse. Jon Gosseling makes Speidi look like demur little love birds.
And he's taking up with another Kate because the first one worked out so well? Jon you are failure.
Talking about the kids and being there for the kids are two entirely different things.
How many of the kids did Jon-douche and whore-a-rama take to the Hamptons with them? Could it be....NONE?
Like hater said up there, way to reinforce the fleeing dad trash stereotype.