Get ready to start giving two shits about Ugly Betty again: Gay Porn Honcho Michael Lucas is set to have a walk-on role on the show after dropping a shit-ton of money for the Stonewall Community Foundation.

Watch out Wilhelmina! Porn mogul Michael Lucas has a walk-on role in an upcoming episode of ABC's hit show Ugly Betty, which he won through a charity auction held by the Stonewall Community Foundation. Says Lucas, "I paid $18,000.00 for the opportunity, and this is a chance for adult stars to step out of their box. My appearance will also show American audiences that there is no reason a porn star can’t appear on national television." It looks like this hit show may get a bit steamy this season. (Source)

Holy shit...$18,000 for a show no one even watches anymore? Yeesh. I know it's for charity and all, but you could pretty much build a Scrooge McDuck money pool with that kind of cash. Yowza. Anyways, while you're down there, think you can convince the hacks at ABC to bring back Pushing Daisies? Juuuuust puttin' that out there.

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