As it turns out, there were a whole lot of people who weren't too pleased when Trent Reznor began seeing Mariqueen Maandig. Like, REALLY not pleased. Reportedly, douchebags are starting to come out of the woodwork to bash her, and now Reznor is answering back by threatening to kick the sweet zombie Jesus out of said douchebags. THAT's how a real gentlemen does it. Take note, fellas.

The Nine Inch Nails frontman is furious after an internet campaign of abuse targeted the West Indian Girl frontwoman - and has vowed to physically attack those responsible if he ever meets them.

He tells rock magazine Kerrang!, "That kind of thing is particularly cowardly because it's done online and that offers complete anonymity. If someone on the street were to insult my fiancee I would punch them right in their f**king face or their fat t*ts or whatever the f**k it may be." (Source)

See? And who says chivalry is dead? Honestly, it would be fucking cool to have someone around to knock out anyone who tries to give me shit for no discernible reason. Seriously, someone calls me a fag? Kick in the jaw. Someone escorts me off the premises for drunkenly, disorderly conduct? Flaming chainsaw to the face. Love is never having to say you're sorry...To the person you violently assaulted.