Tony Romo has reportedly instructed security in his Dallas, TX gated community that Jessica Simpson is no longer welcome in his home. What a penis. Did it ever occur to him that maybe she doesn't want anything to do with him? Yeah, that's probably not true, but still.

A sign at the entrance reads: "RED ALERT!!! TONY ROMO HAS MADE SOME CHANGES TO HIS LIST OF PEOPLE ALLOWED IN....JESSICA IS NO LONGER ON THE LIST AND NOT APPROVED FOR ACCESS.

(Simpson didn't exactly want to stick around: The singer paid $19,000 on July 15 to ship 37 boxes worth of her belongings from Dallas to L.A. overnight, a source tells Us.) (Source)

I notice he says Jessica isn't approved for access but it doesn't say anything about Lindsay Lohan. Someone really should leave a trail of Red Bull and blow to his door and tell her Samantha Ronson in inside. That oughta teach him a lesson in manners. And, which kind of Neosporin works best to claw marks out of the face.