I totally missed this news last week because of the holiday and everything, but apparently Brooke Hogan is for some reason picking a feud with Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt. Granted, Heidi and Spencer suck, but this is like the bottle of hair bleach calling the silicone fungbags whorey. In her track for "Ur Not That Hot" [sic] which was released on her album "Judgement Day" last Saturday, Brooke starts out the song with a voicemail from Heidi Montag, which is clearly just Brooke trying to talk in a less manly voice:

"Umm ... Hey Brooke, what's up. This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I'm making a record, and your record better watch its back. and, if you think $tacks is awesome, wait for Spencer. Bye."

Wow. If Brooke thinks she's going to win points by picking on the easiest target possible, she's going to have to try harder than this considering that A) it's already been done better, and by people like Al Roker, no less and B) everyone hates her and her family every bit as much as Heidi and Spencer, only we just don't give a shit. That's like being the loser in high school that the other kids don't even care enough to pick on, so you might as well just cut your losses and OD on childrens' Tylenol.

Brooke looking like a fat transvestite on the set of "Brooke Knows Jack Shit":