Michael Jackson's body arrived at the Staples Center shortly after 9:30 a.m. PST this morning following a private service at the nearby Forest Lawn Memorial Park. Holy shit, I had no idea his actual casket was going to be at this thing. I mean, seriously? Michael Jackson fans are fucking bonkers. I wouldn't trust his last BM with those people much less his actual physical remains. Just one teeny slip-up on anyone's part and that thing's gonna get cracked open like a Mexican pinata, only with far less sweet and delicious results.