Mos Def's new album, The Ecstatic, is out now, and guess what? It's pretty goddamn amazing. Check it. (Pajiba)

Oh. My. GOD. DAVID BECKHAM'S ASS DAVID BECKHAM'S ASS DAVID BECKHAM'S ASS! (popbytes)

Also sexy? Halle Berry's boytoy. Hot. DAYUM. (Lainey Goss)

Holly Montag ended up threatening a comedian onstage...with chains. I'm sure there's something in the bible about not threatening people or something... (HollyWire)

Oh my God, Kate Moss is still a total bitch? Really? No fucking way, I never would have guessed! (Yeeeah!)

Lady Gaga has finally found the perfect accessory for her butterface. And no, it is not a piece of toast. (The Blemish)

Hey, do you like Kate Winslet's boobs? Well, of course you do, but don't get to used to them. (Celebitchy)

Oh look, Madonna totally ruined her concert in London the other day...And that was BEFORE she actually started singing. (Celebslam)

Britney Spears let her tater tots swing free in Paris, which means more headlights than the I-95 at night. (CelebSmack)

All I can say is WOW did Emma Watson ever look gorgeous at the premiere of Tha Half Blood Prince. (usemycomputer)

Bradley Cooper may be boring as hell, but at least he's still pretty...But still, fucking boring. (Seriously? OMG!)