A movie about slackers doing gay porn for shits and giggles? I DEMAND ROYALTIES! (Pajiba)

Whooooooooa, Miley Cyrus has a stalker, and dude is fucking INSANE. No, seriously, the guy is fucking banana-rama-bonkers-crazy-cakes! (Yeeeah!)

In case you're wondering, yes, Mel Gibson is still a GIGANTIC dick. Fuck you, Mel Gibson. (The Blemish)

Speaking of crazy anti-semitism, Roseanne dressed up like Hitler and baked little ginger bread...Oh. Ummmm...WHAT THE FUCK? (Seriously? OMG!)

Gwyneth Paltrow thinks you aren't reading enough, so she took time out to take a big ol' pretentious GOOP on everyone. (Celebitchy)

Here are five potential jobs now that Sarah Palin up and ditched Alaska. Notably absent: Tina Fey Impersonator. (Celeb Jihad)

Pop Quiz! If Slut A and Slut B spend X amount of dollars on shoes, how long before someone FINALLY kills them? (BricksAndStones)

How the hell can so many sexy people be in one movie? IT MAKES NO SENSE! (Agent Bedhead)

Oh thank you God...Katherine Jackson was rewarded custody of Michael Jackson's kids. *Phew* (POTP)

Ever wanted to sorta see Ali Larter's ass cheeks? Well today's your luck day! (Superior Gossip)

Rachel Bilson continues to be an annoying, D-List knock-off of Mila Kunis. (IDWYL)