Lo and Behold: It's Pajiba's Ten Most Bangable Celebrities of 2009! (Pajiba)

The Emmy nominations are out, and surprise! Pushing Daisies got fucking HOSED. Ah fuck it. Go 30 Rock! (Celebitchy)

In related news,  it looks like Skank Cancer didn't get nominated! HA! Everyone point and laugh! (Lainey Goss)

Brad Pitt and Eli Roth play that stupid video game with the squeaky guitars for Wired magazine. (Seriously? OMG!)

Apparently, it really IS that easy to get a shot of Paris Hilton's sloppy, saggy cavern of pain and despair. (Celebslam)

Mischa Barton got removed from her home by police after having a freak out...Yeah, I'm not even gonna touch this one. (Yeeeah!)

Orlando Bloom totally got robbed. Items reported missing included $500,000 in jewelery, two watches, and what was left of Orlando Bloom's career. (The Blemish)

Continuing Buffy Baby Bump Watch, it looks like we'll have a lil' potential soon enough! (HollyWire)

Awwww, Lourdes Leon is growing up! Madge better bathe in her blood soon if she wants to stay young for another millenia. (CelebSmack)

Here's the smokin' hot Marissa Miller with that douchebag Jeremy Piven at the ESPYs, (usemycomputer)

Mariah Carey's video for Obsessed is out, and it's exactly as akward and uncomfortable as you would imagine. (popbytes)