These stills from the upcoming adaptation of The Fantastic Mr. Fox can be summed up in one word: GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! (Pajiba)

Holy shit, is Captain Syphilis banging Gumby or something? Jesus H. Christ, dude. (Yeeeah!)

Another day, another step Lindsay Lohan takes toward complete and total batshit insanity. (The Blemish)

For those of you who think we're joking when we say Megan Fox has the acting range of a blow-up doll, well...Don't say we didn't try to tell you. (Seriously? OMG!)

In case you needed further proof that Gwyneth Paltrow and Kate Gosselin are just generally awful human beings, they both have the same haircut. Coincidence? I think not! (Celebitchy)

Here are 15 Suggested Names for Octomom's Reality Show. Teeheehee...Hotdog Hallway...*snicker* (Celeb Jihad)

Remember that book Lauren Conrad "wrote"? Well, it might become a movie, too. Where's your Godtopus now? (BricksAndStones)

What better way to promote your movie than by GIVING AWAY THE FUCKING ENDING. Face, meet palm, palm, meet face. (Agent Bedhead)

On top of using fear and violence to bully the world into giving them what they want, The al-Aqsa Martyrs' Brigade also have no sense of humour when it comes to Bruno. (POTP)

Miranda Kerr's boobies make me feel all gross and icky on the inside, and not just for the usual reasons this time. (Superior Gossip)

Who the hell takes Hayden Panneohwhatthefuckeveryouknowwhosheis bikini shots and doesn't even bother going below the belt? (IDWYL)