The Red Band Trailer for Funny People is out. Okay, we get it Seth Rogen: You're funny and lovable. Please give us some breathing room already. (Pajiba)

Heidi Montag is making downloadable workout videos of her personal routines. They're basically just maps to your nearest plastic surgery doctor. (Celebitchy)

Is Paris Hilton fucking Big Bird or something? Hmmmm...Actually, knowing her, it wouldn't be too surprising. (CelebWarship)

Ewww... Shauna Sandy slept with Lorenzo Lamas' teenage son? Gross. (POTP)

Oh my God! Zac Efron got a haircut! Because really, you can never jack too much of your look from Brent Corrigan. (College Candy)

Wow. Michael Jackson's body was transported from his public funeral via secret tunnel. Even in death, Michael Jackson is still really, really weird.(Yeeeah!)

No, seriously Morgan Freeman: WHAT. THE. FUCK? (The Blemish)

The Today Show accidentally stated that Betty White died today, when SURPRISE! She didn't. Smooth move, dumbass. (Seriously? OMG!)

Rainbow Killer comes home from a long vacation of devouring puppies. (BricksAndStones)

Is Harry Potter slowly turning into a cannibal? Probably not, but it's kinda funny to think about, isn't it? (Agent Bedhead)

Oh wow, this is just...I'm not sure what to make of this. (IDWYL)