Denny's is premiering their All Nighter Rockstar Menu Entrees. If the name alone hasn't made you hork up a fresh batch of vomit, you're a stronger man than I. (Pajiba)

Trent Reznor is a fucking GOD and anyone who says otherwise is a terrorist. (Agent Bedhead)

Rihanna went out to the clubs with sparkly shit all over her nipples. OMG BOOBS EVERYBODY PANIC! (POTP)

Looks like Bruno's ass got Eminem a little hot and bothered...in the pants. Slim Shady? More like Slim GAYdy! ...It's jokes like this that got me on this site if you'll believe it. (Yeeeah!)

Hey, wanna see Hayden Panneohfuckitiamnotevengonnatrytospellthis almost naked? Of course you do! (The Blemish)

Oh isn't this pleasant, Paris Hilton got a $500,000 necklace as a gift while starving African kids die. God is dead and we are his prophets. (Celebitchy)

Madonna took time out of her concert to give a homage to Michael Jackson. Hey, as long as she's not actually singing, I'm okay with it. (CelebWarship)

Awww, how cute! They caught the exact moment when Kendra Wilkinson gave her husband mouth herpes! (BricksAndStones)

Awwww, snap! It's a celebretard showdown between Megan Fox and Kristin Stewart! (College Candy)

Everyone thank Ashley Tisdale for showing you where babies come from. (IDWYL)

Joyce DeWitt was taken in on a DUI. You know what they say: Three's a company, .08 is a felony! (Seriously? OMG!)