Hey everyone! I'm back from my shoot in Toronto (Yeah, Stacey wasn't kidding about the gay porn part). Did you all miss me? Someone please say yes.

Will Arnett continues to take a steaming dump on the good will he earned from Arrested Development with a movie about fucking talking Guinea Pigs. (Pajiba)

Is Adrian Grenier smuggling a terrier in his ass crack or something? (Yeeeah!)

It's official: Avril Lavigne has become that annoying chick you knew in college who would suck your dick for a diet coke. (The Blemish)

David Duchovny and Tea Leoni are officially the cutest couple EVER. No wonder the dude was a sex addict. Tea Leoni is rockin' it. (Seriously? OMG!)

Apparently, Gwyneth Paltrow got her (lack of) brains and overall sparkling personality from her mother. (Celebitchy)

Megan Fox wants to taste Zac Efron. Let me save you the trouble by saying this: He probably tastes like wax and BoyButter. (Celebslam)

Ever wanted to see the infamous Diane Sawyer interview with Whitney Houston interview reenacted with puppets? You do now! (omg blog)

Fuck all you haters, Kelly Clarkson is fucking gorgeous as hell, and if given the opportunity, I would totally huggle her. (CelebSmack)

If you look closely, you can actually see little bits of puppy in between Katherin Heigl's teeth. (usemycomputer)

Ugh. There is so much cuteness in this picture of David Beckham, it just started raining puppies outside. (Lainey Goss)

Gee, what a surprise...Joe Jonas has broken up with yet another one of his beards. (Allie is Wired)

Oh, and one last thing...hate to toot my own horn here, but I just did an interview for a site one of my best friends just set up. Feel free to read up about myself and other adult entertainers here. (!NSFW!) (Gay Star Interviews)