Ever wonder what your Third Date Flick says about the path of your relationship? Well feel free to check this bitch out! (Pajiba)

Wanna keep people from speeding? Well, why not throw a bunch of life-size cardboard cut-outs of Brad Pitt all over the place? (Agent Bedhead)

Lindsay Lohan is being a slut? Huh, must be Thursday again... (Yeeeah!)

Are Megan Fox and Zac Efron dating? I don't know, but the sex would probably be like smashing a Barbie against a Ken Doll while making kissy noises. (BricksAndStones)

Awww, Hayden Pannettiere is single...again. I guess her ex wasn't a big fan of misspelled tattoos and long-ass last names. (The Blemish)

Because you can never have enough Neil Patrick Harris, it looks like he'll be the host for The Emmy Awards. *Swoon* (Seriously? OMG!)

What's more awkward than rekindling a relationship with your ex-boyfriend? How about having your ex's family using you to further their son's career? Classy. (Celebitchy)

David Beckham and Tits McGee have joined forces to sell Calvin Klein underwear. Spiffy! (POTP)

Who's a bigger celebritard? Mariah Carey or J.Lo? Personally, I'm siding with Mariah. Girl couldn't rub two brain cells together to light a match. (College Candy)