I Love You, Beth Cooper (The Movie) is just like I Love You, Beth Cooper (The Book)! Only minus everything you actually liked about the book! (Pajiba)

Paris Hilton: The Promotion Machine? Ummmm, yeah, more like "Stinky, Floppy, Syph-Infested Cavern of Agony and Pain". (Yeeeah!)

Oh for God's sake...Would someone please keep Joe Jackson away from small children? (The Blemish)

Oh look, someone brought Brad Pitt's Moneyball back from the grave. Yet no one will bring back Wonderfalls. What the crap, people? (Seriously? OMG!)

Cynthia Nixon wants Sarah Jessica Parker to push harder for gay rights. Might I suggest the "Carrot/Stick" approach? With a literal carrot and stick? (Celebitchy)

Lindsay Lohan doesn't quite understand that just because you can't see them, that doesn't mean they can't see you. (Celebslam)

Good news! You can now see Mary Louise Parker's funbags without having to fork over $35 for a DVD of Weeds. (HollyWire)

Seriously Bruno? Just shut up and show us more Tyler Saint already. (CelebSmack)

Because we really don't see enough of her, look everyone! It's Natalie Portman! *Applause* (usemycomputer)

Apparently, girls love Edward Cullen, not Robert Pattinson. Why the hell can't teenagers tell the difference between people and fucking FICTION? (Lainey Goss)

Raven Symone came out of obscurity to dispell rumours that she was pregnant. Wait a minute...There were rumours she was pregnant? (Allie is Wired)