Here are the 12 Best Movies You've Never Seen, possibly because you were too busy watching Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen...IN MY PANTS! (Pajiba)

As if you need another reason to go see I Love You, Beth Cooper, Hayden Pannehowthefuckdoyouspellhername has a nude scene in it. Spiffy! (Yeeeah!)

Joe Jackson is a lovely, lovely human being. And by "lovely", I mean "I hope he dies of Syphilis". (Celebslam)

Beyonce Knowles is launching a line of junior apparel called Sasha Fierce. Just in case you forgot she has Multiple Personality Disorder. (Celebitchy)

Did Lindsay Lohan's Twitter get cracked? Or was Lindsay the one who was (ahem) cracked? (Lainey Goss)

Meghan McCain thinks her book is like a cross between "Primary Colours" and Tori Spelling's "Stori Telling". Ummmm...Why would you think that's a good thing? (The Blemish)

Here's a first look at the Alvin and the Chipmunks: The Squeakquel trailer. There is no God. (Seriously? OMG!)

Twelve Michael Jackson fans have commited suicide due to his death. I know it's sad and all, but come on... (HollyWire)

Yeeesh...Looks like Mischa Barton woke up on the wrong side of the dumpster. Take a fucking shower! (CelebSmack)

Here's Leighton Meester on the set of Gossip Girl. (usemycomputer)

Ever wanted to know what Amy Winehouse would look like if she was made out of Lego? No? Well too bad, you're about to find out. (popbytes)