In the most seriously random "Seriously Random List" yet, here are "The Five TV Shows 40 Percent Of You Have Forgotten About, 40 Percent of You Never Heard Of, and 20 Percent of You Loved". (Pajiba)

Sure, his face might look like it's sculpted out of butter, but Michael Phelps looks pretty damn good from the neck down. (CelebSmack)

Oh isn't that nice, Chris Brown is now stalking Rihanna. What a charming young man he is. (Celeb Jihad)

Katy Perry got a tattoo, and it's as disgustingly cutesy as you'd think. *Hork* (Yeeeah!)

Have I said how much I love Channing Tatum and Charlyne Yi? I haven't? Well, I love them both so fucking hard. In the pants. (HollyWire)

In case you're wondering, yes, Adrian Grenier really is about as smart as you'd think he is. (The Blemish)

Joe Jonas broke down into tears in concert the other day. Cue the tweenage clusterfuck freak out in 3, 2, 1... (Seriously? OMG!)

Scarlett Johansson continues to throw salt all over Gwyneth Paltrow's wounds. GOOP about that, ya stuck-up dink. (Celebitchy)

Uh-oh, Fergie and Josh are having a rough patch! Is it because Josh is a better pole dancer than her? It is, isn't it? (Celebslam)

I have no idea who Olivia Wilde is, but she has some terrific legs. (usemycomputer)

Grace Jones may be 61, but she's still the perfect balance of fabulousness and complete and total batshit insanity. (popbytes)