Amy Winehouse is in negotiations to launch her own fragrance in a deal worth over $750,000, under the guidance of her father Mitch. Awesome! Now she'll have a bunch more money to spend on drugs again!

A source tells British tabloid the Daily Star, "Mitch is keen to license Amy's name to a perfume house. He has been in talks with manufacturers and contacted PR firms for advice. They want it to reflect her style with a classic smoky 1950s look and smell. Amy is keen to expand her brand and wants to latch on to the celeb perfumes bandwagon while she can." (Source)

By Amy's "smoky look and smell" I assume they mean "like the inside of an ashtray soaked in cat urine." Well hell, you don't have to spend your hard-earned money on some overpriced celebrity perfume to smell like that. Just spend a few hours in my great aunt Dolores' house. Totally free, and she'll even throw in some hard candy with the deal.

Amy at a -- what else? -- court appearance back in March: