Shia LeBeouf's Fans Are Insane
Crazed Shia LaBeouf fans have created a "religion" called Shiantology, in which they worship Shia LaBeouf, presumably by creating photoshop likenesses* of him spliced in with mostly images of Jesus, some other deities and Kevin Costner, inexplicably. I guess if you think about it, Jesus could walk on the water, turn water into wine, never had sex, (not ever) and saved the world by dying for the sins of our people. Shia LaBeouf saved the world from giant robots who could turn into automobles and did have sex -- with this chick, no less. If you think about it, is one really all that crazier than the other? Preach the word, Shiantologists!* It's called the "blur" function, amateurs.
I would rather worship the flying spaghetti monster then this douchebag anyday. All hail his noodley goodness!
Re the 4 "photos" of La Grande Shia--okay, I get the icon pic, and Shia-as-Krishna. But Shia as Virgin Mary _and_ Baby Jesus _and_ Whitney Houston? Are they hinting that Shia is a crack-addled pre-op male-to-female transsexual with world's tiniest d!ck? All righty then.