Renee Zellweger and her puckered face were out in Hollywood yesterday with a key part of their ensemble missing. Namely, the shirt part of the ensemble. See now, this is what gets me, the whole double standard between celebrities and normal people. Sure, when Renee Zellweger wants to go out in public with no shirt on it's considered "high fashion" or some crap. But if anyone else wants to do it, it's all "Oh, there's a flasher on the loose! Somebody quick call the cops!" Well whatever, I may not be a big shot celebrity like Renee Zellweger here but at least I know enough that if you don't wear a shirt under your coat your can expect your nipples to literally be bleeding by the end of the day. So, ha ha. Nice outfit, Blood Nipples!