Old Jonas is About To Make a Huge Mistake
The Jonas family has happily announced that the eldest Jonas Brother, Kevin, 22, is now engaged to his previously unknown girlfriend, Danielle Deleasa, 21, pictured here.He surprised Deleasa, a former hairdresser, with a cushion-cut diamond ring he codesigned with Jacob & Co. by showing up at her New Jersey home this morning.
In 2008, Kevin told Details he was waiting until marriage to have sex, and wearing a promise ring from Tiffany's in the meantime. (Source)
No offense, (and when I say "no offense" I almost definitely mean what I'm about to say will be offensive) but when I first looked at the picture of this chick I thought to myself: "kinda looks like Jersey trash." And that was before the part I read that she was actually a hairdresser from New Jersey. So basically, Kevin Jonas is throwing his whole life away so he can have sex with a New Jersey hairdresser. Wow, who says Christians are dumb? If I was forced to marry the first piece of ass I slept with I would have shot myself in the face twenty times by now. Yeah, I don't understand the logistics of how that would work either, but that's probably what it would have felt like anyway.
Love that she is various shades of brown tanned skin. Her face is dark and it gets lighter as it travels down her arm to her hands. The hair? Wonder if its texture is crunchy or crispy.
I foresee 2 possibilities for this pair:
Possibility #1: Now that they are engaged (which is like almost married), they can go ahead and have sex, Christian-style. Then old Jonas dumps her for a "better" one (read a Disney starlet).
Possibility #2: They go ahead and get married. Get it annulled (or a quickie divorce) within a year, a la Britney.
This is why pushing the whole "purity until marriage" bullshit is so dumb--kids get married too young just because they can't resist their hormonal urges anymore. Take that MTV show "Engaged and Underage"--half the kids on that show are saving themselves for marriage, and as a result they get married when they are way too immature to handle such a big step. Abstinence until marriage may work for a small percentage of people, but most people need to make a few mistakes and have a few failed relationships before committing themselves to one person forever. Making sex this ultimate prize reserved for marriage tends to take the focus away from finding a stable, healthy relationship that will last a lifetime. No wonder our divorce rate is so high.
All that just to get laid. Poor damn sap. Hold on to your wallet buddy!
Jersey girls still do their hair 80's style?
My guess is "crunchy".
JonasMom must have a huge overbite, judging by the JonasBros taste in wimminz. A horse and a chipmunk?
I can't wait to see the white Escalade she's going to get...
BTW, am I the only one who thinks she looks like Haylie Duff?
Haylie Duff?
I was thinking a tanned, brunette Ashley Tisdale. The nose!
Jessie, that was very well said! While they should sleep with people they trust and care about, it's also important to remember that it's just sex. It's not some holy union. Did these kids never watch The 40-year-old Virgin? Quit putting the pussy on a pedestal!
Why is it that teens these days seem to be whores or prudes. Whatever happened to the in between?