The other Lohans, Dina, Ali and Boy Lohan, showed up at a Long Island radio station for some BlackBerry-related promotion, because I guess BlackBerry has just given up to the iPhone at this point and they no longer give a shit who represents their brand. And Jesus Christ, what is up with Dina Lohan? She was always haggard fabulous but now she looks like her BMI has dropped to like negative meth-point-oh. Hey Dina, that prostitute I saw on "COPS" called and she wants her Newport box with the tinfoil pipe hidden in it back. No really, that asshole officer confiscated it and tinfoil is expensive, dammit.
Um.
I may be slow in noticing, but are those breast implants on a CHILD?
No, they totally are, and trust me, I've done extensive research on the subject. She went from being totally flat chested to having ginormous knockers, in like five months. When she was 14. I know, there's puberty and all, but puberty doesn't work like a damn Nike Pump.
Those are some sexy sweat stains Dina is rocking there!
Wow Ali Lohan doesn't look 45 in these pictures! Maybe it's the lack of makeup? She is a really pretty girl without all the artifice isn't she?
I've said it before and I'll say it again. I'd do Dina in a Hampton, New York minute.
Sorry.