Oh HELL No

heidispencer073009_1.jpgJust yesterday I had to go and open my big yap about not knowing where the hell Heidi and Spencer have been lately, because if these pictures of them shopping for baby clothes are to be believed, they've been off having shitloads of unprotected sex. I really hope this is just another one of their retarded publicity stunts, because the thought of these two bringing children into the world is just unholy. When I think about what would make better parents than Heidi and Spencer, the first things that come to mind are sweatshop owners, a pack of hyenas, crackheads, Taiwanese sex traders, and Jon and Kate Gosselin.

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4 Comments


hater from siloam springs said:

Joe Jackson and GOOP would make better parents than Speidi.


miss lyn said:

i really really hope this isnt true. cant stand them. iv never watched the hills but i know way to much about these morons from gossip sites. they will pimp that kid out every chance they get. maybe angie and brad could adopt it. lmao or jenn cuz she wants a kid. lol


JenVegas said:

Obviously any child brought forth from this "union" will be the harbinger of the end times. Repent! The end is near!
Also: Repent! That hat is fucktarded!


Carolyn said:

That poor kid would be paraded around like some kind of circus monkey. On the upside it will probably look like a circus monkey so no biggie.