Michael Jackson Was Effing Crazy

56904771websters7242009100339AM.jpgI always figured it was just a coincidence that both the Hiltons and Michael Jackson named their daughters Paris, because that's something rich, eccentric people do. But no, according to Paris Hilton, that was totally on purpose. What. The fuck.

Hilton tells TV show Extra, "My mom and Michael went to high school together and they were best friends since they were 13. So I grew up knowing Michael very well and when he had his daughter, he always loved the name Paris and grew up being an uncle to me. So he asked my mom if it was okay and of course she said yes and I think she's such a beautiful little girl and I'm proud we have the same name." (Source)

Why would ANYONE name their child after Paris Hilton? That's like naming your kid after herpes or chlamydia or fear or hate or Nazis. If anyone still had any doubts that Michael Jackson was completely fucking insane, this here should be enough to clear it up. I mean, that whole "wanting to be Peter Pan" thing was one thing, but this is just pure insanity.

Herpes Hate Hilton at the Paris, Not France screening with director Adria Petty: (Yes, as in, that Petty. Her dad must be so proud.)

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3 Comments


BW said:

1. I always thought Paris was a boy's name.
2. I think it's weirder that he named BOTH his boys Prince Michael. One would have been weird enough.


Wench. said:

I call Egotistical Bullshit.


Jinxy said:

She's lying, and of course a grieving little girl isn't going to call out a skank with no passing acquaintance with the truth. Her mother was never photographed with MJ aka el molesto, or mentioned by him. Since in reality the man had 5 friends that weren't on his payroll, it's total bullshit.