Lindsay Lohan has finally got her own porno, only in an ironic twist of fate, she herself is not starring in it. Huster is putting out an X-rated "Untrue Hollywood Stories: Lindsay Lohan," which will actually be starring Scarlett Ray -- another actress who's daddy clearly didn't love her -- as Lohan. Jeez. Remember in the good old days when porn just appropriated popular films to spoof off of like "The Sexorcist," "Edward Penishands" and "Forrest Hump?" Such simpler, more innocent times, those were. But on the bright side, Huster has figured out the only way anyone would ever want to watch Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson have sex, which basically is if the sex is being had by people who are entirely not Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson. To which I say, well played, Hustler. Well played.

Marginally safe for work promo shots: