Here's Kim Kardashian at the Three-O Vodka Bubble Launch Event. I feel like there's a really obvious joke to be made here, but it's just not coming to me. If Three-O Vodka was going to capitalize off of a childrens' summer toy, I guess it's just a shame they didn't go with a Little Tykes Super Spiral Sprinkler flavor. Get it?! Because Ray-J peed on her! ZING!!! Honestly, sometimes I even just amaze myself with this stuff.

More of O-Face with her sister, Garfield's Slutty Cat Girlfriend Kardashian: (Note: People always ask why I call her that, but seriously look at that closeup shot and tell me the resemblance isn't uncanny.)