Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Stephanie Tanner-something or other, might be getting a reality show. That should end well. (See: Kevin Federline's last reality show.)

It's Britney Spears' wife-beater-loving ex-husband Kevin Federline, and he's eyeing a new reality program to show off his latest girlfriend, Victoria Prince, and (gasp) his two sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James, a source tells E! News.

"Victoria is a big part of the series," says the source. "They are not engaged, but she lives with him full-time in his place in Encino." (Source)

Well good for him, I say. Obviously his rap career is going nowhere and the Britney Spears gravy train has got to run out eventually. A guy's got to work. Peanut butter and bacon pies sure as hell don't pay for themselves.

K-Fat and Mrs. Fat at his birthday party last March shortly before he Kimberly Drummond'ed that entire cake: