Jessica Simpson sang the National Anthem at the AT&T National Golf Tour in Bethesda, Maryland yesterday in a skintight dress with horizontal stripes. Jesus, why does she keep doing this to herself? It's like she's
trying to make the cover of
Us Weekly again. I think at this point at only fashion faux pas for short, curvy girls she has left to try is to literally wear a dress made out of bacon. Although that's find of an "everyone" faux pas, outside of trade show models at the National Pork Producers Convention.
Jesus, girl, put DOWN the tanning lotion. Quit disrespecting the Oompa-loompas, for chrissake.
Looks like two Japanese beetles are trying to gnaw their way to freedom from her outfit.
But damn look at those titties!!
Okay, the nips are at full salute but she is ROCKING a horizontal stripe, not easy for the mammarily blessed. She has my kudos.
ummm i think she looks fantastic. she really has a great body.
While this dress is really not very flattering, you can see that this girl has got some slammin' curves! I mean...wow! that is one hell of an hour glass figure! Honestly, if she could just have a stylist dress her (and take the spray tan away and sew her mouth shut), she'd be bringing her sexy back.
I am seriously mesmerized by her curves right now! It's like how celebrity women used to look before the days of yo-yo dieting.
are you guys serious ??? she looks damm HOT she has never been a tiny girl but she is a REAL woman women are suposed to have tits and hips. but if you prefer your women to look like malnurished 11 year old boys well ya might want to switch teams *G*