Brooke Hogan is releasing a remix for a song called "Judgment Day"on July 4th, which is probably news to everyone, and her father recorded a 1:45 intro to the album. And it is ... Wow. The track, in which Hulk refers to his daughter as "[his] little teeny-weeny Brooke-tini," is like wrestling smack talk with undertones of a creepily inappropriate father-daughter relationship and a healthy dose of pure, unadulterated lunacy. They could literally release the audio tape of Timothy Treadwell being mauled and eaten to death by a grizzly bear and this would still be the most uncomfortable thing I have ever listened to in my life.

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