
Hulk and Linda Hogan finally got their shit together, stopped acting like a couple of assholes and ended their long, ugly divorce battle this morning during a court hearing in Clearwater, Florida.
"We've reached a marital settlement agreement," Ray Rafool, Linda's attorney, told the judge.
Before the proceedings began, Hulk, whose real name is Terry Bollea, and Linda were spotted smiling, according to a local ABC affiliate. At one point, she even kissed his cheek.
"The war is over," Linda said after the hearing. (Source)
I have to say, although the terms of the divorce were not made public, I'm pretty disappointed with the way this went down. I personally was hoping for some kind of duel in which one or more parties would meet their gristly and untimely death. I say, what's good enough for Alexander Hamilton is good enough for the Hogan family. Well, except the part where Alexander Hamilton didn't get shot in the face with a dull bullet.
Hulk with his girlfriend and Linda with her boyfriend at a hearing last month:




There is some serious Oedipal shit going on here, man. They're both dating clones of their kids. It's fucking gross.