Holly Montag and Sanjaya Disappoint Me
In news no one but me cares about, Heidi Montag's sister Holly Montag and "American Idol's" Sanjaya Malakr, who found love (or something along those lines) on "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" are reportedly not dating after all."We are not dating but just very close," Montag told Us at the Sports Dream Celebrity Poker pool party on Sunday in Beverly Hills.
"It was funny," she tells Us. "I was shocked because we were such close friends, and I had no idea that anyone else thought there was anything romantic going on. People in camp joked about it, but we knew it was a joke so it was funny to us."
No matter what, she doesn't let the rumors stop them. "We will continue our friendship forever," she tells Us. "Sanjaya came out to visit me last week!" (Source)
And just like that, my dreams of Sanjolly and all their little Sanjoffsprings are dashed forever. Well maybe instead Spencer Pratt will fall down a well or something and when Heidi Montag runs off to get Timmy for help she gets distracted sniffing at a fire hydrant and Spencer dies. Of course, that's just more wishful thinking on my part. Sigh. I swear, nothing good ever happens to me.
Holly wearing more airbrushing on her face than an entire issue of Playboy at Puff Daddy's Ciroc Vodka's 2009 BET Awards party last month:
um ... is it just me, or isn't it obvious that they're not dating because SANJAYA IS GAY?!
C'mon: seriously? Who doesn't know this? Gay or a pedophile -- prolly not both as that's pure deviance and not just nature. But you've seen him and heard him, right?
Not dating Jolly Holly because he's gay.
He's GAY GAY GAY, not a damn pedo. Come on. He likes daddies and it's obvious he and Lou Diamond Phillips had jungle fever for each other. They couldn't keep their hands and lips off each other. Holly looks like Mr. Ed. She needs Sanjaya to be her gay BFF because she needs help with the make-up ASAP.