Today is a dark, dark day for those who love hunky guys who make shitty fucking movies: Channing Tatum got himself hitched this weekend to Step Up co-star Jenna Dewen. Awwww, how cute! Someday, they're kids will grow up and make incredibly mediocre movies too! The circle of liiiiiiiiife...

Channing Tatum, who's starring in this summer's G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra, married actress Jenna Dewan in Malibu, Calif., on July 11. The couple met on the set of the 2006 movie Step Up and became engaged last September. They exchanged vows and Neil Lane wedding bands in front of 220 guests during a fairy-themed wedding at a private estate overlooking the ocean. (Source)

See? There really is such a thing as true love! It's a classic Boy meets Girl, Boy an Girl are disturbingly hot,  Boy and Girl make terrible movies, Boy and Girl have a fairy wedding...Wait, a fairy-themed wedding? Oh God, they pretty much just wrote the jokes themselves, didn't they?

Here is the Fairy King at the premiere of Fighting: