Brooke Hogan freshly waxed her mustache to celebrate her "Redemption" CD launch with a release party and signing yesterday at New York City's Virgin Megastore. Just kidding! It was actually at an FYE store (they still have those?) at the "Dolphin Mall" somewhere in Florida. Close enough. Anyway, you can see what a popular event it was. I'm betting that literally tens of people showed up for it. Of course, probably half of those people had to be turned away for carrying rocks and the other half just thought they might get on VH1, but hey -- a crowd is a crowd, right?

Check out this baby's expression in the first thumbnail. Yeah. We all feel that way, kiddo: