Awww yeah, bitches! Britney Spears in gonna be a totally free woman, in just three months and counting! And I for one, could not be more thrilled. This professional recording artist Britney is boring the shit out of me.

JAMIE SPEARS is reportedly ready to relinquish his conservatorship now his daughter appears fully recovered after her meltdown. He will ask the court to review the terms of his conservatorship once Britney's Circus tour concludes in November. (Source)

Fully recovered? I don't know about that. My dog is perfectly well-mannered and well-behaved as long as I'm around, but the second I leave it's pretty much assumed that she's gonna go Old Country Buffet-style on the kitchen trash. I guess what I'm saying is that it should be a good few weeks after the conservatorship ends before Britney is driving to Starbucks on a lawnmower wearing a bikini made out of tinfoil.

In Denmark wearing a shirt sans bra (naturally) with Jayden James on 07/11: