Hey, remember back when Rolling Stone was actually relevant and they covered musicians with actual talent? Yeah, me neither. This month, they managed to dig themselves even further into their own graves by featuring The Jonas Brothers on the cover. And people wonder why print media is going down the shitter.

In the accompanying article, Kevin, Nick and Joe discuss their ongoing struggle to shake off the bonds of their teeny-bopper image and carve out a more respectable spot for themselves in the annals of pop music.

"I think we are working to make that trade without having to give anything up," Kevin reveals. "But I think it will take time, because of where we came from. I would honestly say to anybody, if you were in a band like us, you would take advantage of those platforms too. It’s easy for people to say, ‘No, I’m a real rock & roller,’ but I think you do what you’ve got to do." (Source)

Oh who the fuck are you kidding. You're a boy band with a show on the Disney Channel. You wear purity rings. PURITY RINGS for eff's sake. If you want to be a rock band, go do rails in the tour bus and get a VD. That's how a real bitch does it.

Here are Things 1, 2 and 3 performing in Denver: