Heather Graham attended The Hangover premiere last night, since she's in the movie or whatever, and at some point her boobs realized they were in a dress that looks like it cost $28 and came from the DEB shop and tried to make a break for it. I never before thought it was actually possible for cleavage to have a muffin top, but I guess that's why they say America is the land of "endless possibilities." Or is that "opportunities?" Either way, what an amazing age we live in.