Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are appearing on the show "I'm a Celebrity ... Get Me Out of Here!" which premieres tonight, and it seems they took the title a bit too literally. No, not the part about them actually being "celebrities" -- the part where they want out. Supposedly the two tried to quit on the first day.

"They wanted to be treated like stars," a high-level source on the series tells E! News' Ryan Seacrest. "[Spencer] literally thought he and Heidi were staying in a Four Seasons, working out and getting a tan."

The two refused to eat the same food as the rest of the cast, and complained about being teamed with low-wattage stars, among them former model/reality show queen Janice Dickinson, actors Stephen Baldwin and Lou Diamond Phillips, former NBA star John Salley and American Idol castoff Sanjaya Malakar. (Source)

The saddest part about this is Lou Diamond Phillips. You know poor La Bamba probably just wants to pay his mortgage or whatever, and he's got to deal with Frick and Frack whining their faces off like they've got ninety-two television and film credits to their name. Well, if it's any consolation maybe one of them will die from Malaria or something. I know I'll be tuning in.

Dumb and Dumberer at the T-Mobile Sidekick LX launch last month: