Something Smells Funny
That Katy Perry is such a card. She performed at the MTV Video Music Awards Japan this weekend wearing an outfit with sushi all over it. How, uh ... Culturally relevant of her. I can't wait til she performs in Mexico with tacos stapled all over her entire body and in Germany when she wears a dress made out of Bratwurst.
The one time Hello Kitty made sense, and she dresses like a takeout box.
She is probably not just retarded, but also actually evil and racist. But she still has a great rack.