Something Smells Funny
Paris Hilton has undergone cosmetic surgery to have both her legs and vagina replaced by this mermaid tail. Oh, just kidding. Paris Hilton would never get rid of her vagina. The get-up is actually part of the ad campaign for one of her stanky perfumes, "Siren."“Siren is all about being sexy in a playful way. I feel irresistible as a mermaid,” Paris explains of the image. “What girl doesn’t want to have fun being a fantasy creature that men can’t resist?” (Source)
Huh. I can't really think of anything less sexy than a mythical creature that was said to have lured unwitting men to their certain death. Oh wait, except maybe a mythical creature that lures unwitting men to their death who, incidentally, turns out to be Paris Hilton. You're going to die, and you also have automatic herpes. Surprise!
Just so I'm clear: Paris Hilton is shilling a perfume based on the idea of the rotten-fish smell of something that's been out of the water too long and had too many sailors have a go at it?
I can just see the marketing people who convinced her this was a good idea high-fiving at the photo shoot over talking her into mocking her own special odor.
socalledonlycousins exactly. Couldn't have said it better. Fish crotch. Awesome.
Her mermaid mullet disturbs me.
Somebody needs to tag that as Photoshop FAIL. I can't believe they paid somebody to do that "art".